I was watching for the 5,000th comment, and it came in a few days ago. Carol is the lucky winner. I have selected an appropriate northern Canadian prize and it is on its way to her: she will be the only person she knows who owns an item like this. However, I have just realised that this may be because it’s possible that it may be illegal in her country. (I’m hedging as much as possible.)

Carol, keep your eye on the mail. And don’t tell the Fish & Wildlife Service.