Reader-submitted complaint: I was looking at your photo from the Being David Hasselhoff contest. You have no nipples and you look very scrawny.
Ouch.
Well, OK. Fair enough.
I actually do have all of my parts, you know, but my dad reads this blog, so I have to have SOME shame.
Hi Megan,
I felt compelled to send you this cautionary tale from the South Island of New Zealand. Seeing as you are heading into winter, I thought it particularly relevant. Hopefully it will help prevent any dryer-related injuries in Yellowknife!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnkE54vALE
It’s also a good example of a classic New Zealand accent for you.
Hope it gives you a chuckle,
L.
Harsh. I’d cry if someone commented on my nipples.