“Mom, is Stephen Harper on Facebook?”

“You swear on a Bible? That’s just silly. You should just promise to tell the truth.”

“I’m not TRYING to get buff. I already am buff.”

“I want Barack Obama and Stephen Harper to subscribe to my blog.”

“MOM. DON’T STAY UP JUST FOR A TV SHOW. IT’S LIKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE ON ONE SIDE, AND A TV SHOW ON THE OTHER. PLUS, YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SNUGGLE ME.”

“What the heck? You don’t have to be married to have kids? Does Daniel know about this?”

“If you make fun of Barack Obama, you can get arrested. What? You can’t?”

“SWEEEEET CAROLINE! BUM BUM BAAAAAAHHH!”