Knotty Northern Mommy, of course.

Yes, Bethany is David Hasselhoff. I can’t figure out how to embed the video on my site, so you’ll have to go over there to watch it. Of course, Bethahoff drinks mojitos. But you already knew that, didn’t you?

This contest is now closed. I have contacted the judges and they will begin their top-secret process of judging the eleven entries. (I imagine that they smoke cigars and swear a lot.) I will let you know as soon as they have chosen our winners. This is going to be tough.

Previously on the Being David Hasselhoff Contest:

Deb Is David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff Is Alex
Joey Is David Hasselhoff
Michael Is David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff Is Amy’s Religion
Kyle Is David Hasselhoff
Clayton Is David Hasselhoff
Jason Is David Hasselhoff
If Michael Was David Hasselhoff…
Donn Is David Hasselhoff
Being David Hasselhoff