The latest entry in the Being David Hasselhoff Contest is from Deb:

So here is my entry for the Being David Hasselhoff Contest – the first on-line contest that I have entered and for my composition I have decided to do an Andy Warhol-esque (well, maybe I’m stretching it a bit here) rendition of what the Hoff would look like if he was a 40-ish year old female (maybe he is actually a hermaphrodite – you’ll have to decide).

So, here is what I think the Hoff would look like. Oddly, it looks a lot like me and my recently renewed Drivers Licence – which – by the way – I had to take a number and stand in line and then this is what I got. I was offered another take but I was so gob-smacked that they would let someone keep a picture that was so OBVIOUSLY unrecognizable that I decided to keep it. And, if anyone says that their picture on the Drivers Licence is the absolute worst –well, ladies – I win that contest!!! Maybe I would have gotten better service if I’d looked like this – then again, maybe they would have called Freak Shows ‘R’ Us and had me picked up.

So, the first picture shows me as the Hoff with my Baywatch crew. Don’t you think the resemblance is uncanny – you can’t really tell the difference – I fit right in especially with my six-pack abs. The second picture really shows the resemblance – the look of the day after the night before, the tousled locks, the careless grin……

Man, this is awesome.

Previously on the Being David Hasselhoff Contest:
David Hasselhoff Is Alex
Joey Is David Hasselhoff
Michael Is David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff Is Amy’s Religion
Kyle Is David Hasselhoff
Clayton Is David Hasselhoff
Jason Is David Hasselhoff
If Michael Was David Hasselhoff…
Donn Is David Hasselhoff
Being David Hasselhoff