Yes, it’s that time again. The Being David Hasselhoff Contest is BACK, with awesome prizes and guarantees of fame for those who enter.

Here’s how to get in on the action:

• Think of a way to prove that you are David Hasselhoff. It should be as creative as possible. You can write an original song, tell a story, or shoot a video.
• Send your entry to me. You can e-mail it to dryas (at) theedge (dot) ca, post it on your own blog and send me the link, or post it in the comments section.

Of course, there will be prizes:

• First prize: You get to take over this blog for a WHOLE DAY.
• Second prize: Knight Rider: Season One (starring David Hasselhoff, of course), with BONUS DISC Knight Rider 2000: The Movie Sequel.
• Third prize: All of the fixin’s for your own mojito party.

The contest starts RIGHT NOW. And, as always, I’ll get you started.

(I’m not really this tan, but I suspect that the Hoff isn’t, either. Steve insisted on editing the photo, which is also why my torso appears to have been sketched with a pencil. In real life, I have breasts.)

Your turn. I bet you can do better.

So far on the Being David Hasselhoff Contest:

WINNERS!

Bethany Is David Hasselhoff
Deb Is David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff Is Alex
Joey Is David Hasselhoff
Michael Is David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff Is Amy’s Religion
Kyle Is David Hasselhoff
Clayton Is David Hasselhoff
Jason Is David Hasselhoff
If Michael Was David Hasselhoff…
Donn Is David Hasselhoff
Being David Hasselhoff