There is only one explanation. The Being David Hasselhoff contest is coming back.
Get ready to prove that you are David Hasselhoff. There will be prizes:
- First prize: You get to take over this blog for a WHOLE DAY. Yes. Imagine the fame!
- Second prize: Knight Rider: Season One, with BONUS DISC Knight Rider 2000: The Movie Sequel. I’ll even autograph it for you.
- Third prize: All of the fixin’s for your own mojito party. I’ll even autograph them for you.
To enter, e-mail me at dryas (at) theedge (dot) ca. Or post your entry on your own blog and send me the link. Or post it in the comment box.
If you’re looking for ideas, check out the previous winners:
- Third-Place Winner: Shawn Keeps It Real
- Second-Place Winner: Karan Taps The Potential of David Hasselhoff, Common Man
- Second-Place Winner: Holly Eats Like David Hasselhoff
- First-Place Winner: Zach Finds Change He Can Believe In
- First-Place Winner: Sarah Really Is David Hasselhoff
Stay tuned.

I shuddered when I saw the word “fixin’s”!
But yes, since you dropped the G, you are correct. I’ll put away my red pen now.
Have fun with the contest!