Dec
31
2009 In Review
Megan

The best reader-submitted items of 2009:

10. What must I do to prove my love for you, David Hasselhoff?

9. Because I know you like high-quality video content for your blog…

8. You are SUCH a lez. Don’t you know any male hot babes?

7. You are overwrought and Under IQ’d Characteristics of the 33+% of americans who are faith based teafuggers…My advice for you is to contact a reputable psychiatrist, ASAP..!!

6. I am trying to decide if I need to stop using parentheses (like this) instead of using commas like everyone else.

5. Just a complete and total shot in the dark here, but could “rough riding” mean having sex in a way that doesn’t, oh, I don’t know, use the typical “entrance”, thereby preserving “virginity” or “chastity” (in some strange sense)?

4. I recently polled my readers. Thirty-five per cent of them said an appropriate punishment for misplacing an apostrophe would be to be included in one of your unflattering blog entries.

3. You have no nipples and you look very scrawny.

2. I think of you as the sort of person who would compile top-ten lists of sexy punctuation marks.

1. WTF UR AN IGNORANT RETARD AND A DOUCHE WITH NO MORALS.

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3 Responses
  1. kara says:
    December 31, 2009 at 7:44 am

    Excellent list! What an entertaining year you had.

  2. Ricki says:
    December 31, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Ah, memories. . . . ;) Happy New Year, Megan!

  3. John Mutford says:
    January 1, 2010 at 2:10 am

    Geez, litbloggers are so much more reserved. How does one generate this sort of feedback? And, for the love of God, please realize that I’m not inviting such feedback, but I am curious.

    Happy New Year!!!

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