Reader-submitted complaint: club crackers are bomb those are like rectangle. It goes 1. Club Crackers. 2. Ritz 3. Wheat Thins 4. chicken Biscuit 5. Townhouse. 6. Premium. 7. Stater Brothers brand lol.
OK.
Do I have any readers who aren’t stoners?
Reader-submitted complaint: club crackers are bomb those are like rectangle. It goes 1. Club Crackers. 2. Ritz 3. Wheat Thins 4. chicken Biscuit 5. Townhouse. 6. Premium. 7. Stater Brothers brand lol.
OK.
Do I have any readers who aren’t stoners?
Reader-submitted question: Do you think people who abuse colons should serve a mandatory 3-year sentence?
I would not normally be on the side of the Justin Bieber supporters, but I think Dan Brown, the author of the linked blog post, is incorrect. The title of this book is obviously First Step 2 Forever: My Story. This has its own problems, but colon abuse is not one of them. There’s no reason to add Bieber’s name to the title. He’s the “author”.
I’m trying not to look at the text in that purple circle.
While I’m on the subject, this book is not called Barack Obama: The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream. That’s just stupid.
And just in case anyone was wondering, this blog is not called Megan: Reflections in the Snow-Covered Hills. That’s even stupider.
Thanks for sending me this link. Who would have thought I’d defend Justin Bieber from the folks at The Mark?
Reader-submitted question: I hear the Hoff is on Dancing with the Stars…will you be glued?
I have NOT spent the past four years maintaining the Internet’s #1 House of Hasselhoff Worship to lose it all to some tight-bodied “dancer” who can put her leg behind her head. Did I NOT stalk him during my Christmas vacation? Do I NOT have a Knight Rider T-shirt? Did I NOT install Hoff soap dispensers during the H1N1 scare? Is all of this MEANINGLESS???
Reader-submitted observation: You (and your breasts) would be an excellent Hoffette!
Why, thank you for noticing. If this writing job ever goes south, it’s good to know that I have other career options.
The other Important! News! that came to my attention this week is that DAVID HASSELHOFF WILL BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. (E! Online does not lie.) This is so exciting, I might bounce right out of my chair. Imagine the Hoff dancing effortlessly across the stage every week. It is almost TOO wonderful.
Tonight’s the night. Comedy Network. 10:00 Eastern time. Don’t bother calling me. I won’t answer.
Recent Comments